Today at the CLA meeting.

Amidst irritating microphone noises, he clears his throat.
- Um, hello everyone, I'm glad to be here!
- HELLO!
- Er... my name is Fernando, and I am addicted to being late...
Everyone claps without excitement.
- Yes. Thanks... uh, I just take pleasure from being criticised and frowned upon, besides risking my job and people's trust, just for the taste of staying twenty more minutes in bed, or even for the fun of procrastinating when I should be hurrying.
More half-dead clapping, before the sentence was completed.
- I have been on time for two days. And I was on time today... but I'm not sure how much longer I'll be able to mantain this... is there some sort of 12-step program for me?

(Soundtrack: Teenage Fanclub playing Chords Of Fame)